The Crew! These 4 kids are the main crew of South Park!
They always hang out together, and have alot of fun!
Cartman, Kyle, Stan , and Kenny.

Cartman! Eric Cartman is the Fat Ass of the bunch!
He loves eating Cheesy Poofs, and claims "I'm not Fat, I'm bigboned!"
He gets made fun of by the other kids, and his mom is a big slut.
When he likes something he says "shweeet" or "kick-ass".

Stan! Stan Marsh is the more mature one of the bunch.
He is the quarterback for the football team, and has a gay dog named Sparky.
He has a crush on Wendy, but everytime she talks to him, he throws up.
When Kenny dies he always says "Oh My God, They Killed Kenny!"

Kyle! Kyle Broslovski is the Jewish Kid.
He likes to make fun of cartman, and has a lil brother named Ike.
After Stan announces Kenny's death, Kyle always says "You Bastards!"

Kenny! Kenny McCormick dies in (Almost) Every Episode.
He can never be understood because he wears a big hood that covers his mouth.
Nobody knows what he looks like under his hood, and his famous quote is Mrrrr, Mrrrr.

Ike! Ike is Kyle's little brother.
He doesn't speak to well yet, and was once abducted by aliens.
Kyle always kicks hem, and he says "Dont' Kick the Baby".

Chef! Chef is the school cook.
He always talks dirty the ladies and tries to get em in bed.
He sings songs about "good lovin" and perverted sex stuff.
He helps out the kids and always says "Hello Children", even if he is talkin to just one kid.

Mr. Garrison & Mr. Hat! Mr Garrison is the school teacher for the kids.
He has a talking hand puppet named Mr. Hat.
Mr. Garrison acts and talks like he's gay, but he always denies it.
He has mood swings and he says "You die! You die and go to hell!"

Uncle Jimbo! Uncle Jimbo is Stan's Redneck uncle.
He loves hunting anything, and driking beer.
He's usually seen with hangin with his good buddy Ned.
Before he blows something up he always says "It's comin right for us!"

Officer Barbrady! Officer Barbrady IS South Park's Police force.
He is very brainless, and unaware of what's going on around him.
He can't read, and always says "OK people, There's nothing to see here."

Wendy! Wendy is the girl that has a crush Stan.
She always tries to talk to him, but when she does he throws up on her.
She gets very defensive when people flirt with Stan, and once tells
Mrs. Ellen the substitute teacher "Don't Fuck with Me Bitch!

Starvin Marvin! Starvin Marvin is an Etheopian Kid.
He was accidently sent to Cartman's house when the ordered a free watch.
The boys try to adopt him, but they're too young so he goes back to Africa.
He speaks making clicking sounds, but once said "Ya I want da Cheesy Poofs!"